I, like, don't know why everyone keeps freaking out and studying. It's not, like, these tests are that hard.
May 18th, 2008
April 8th, 2008
Why I hate Potions
OH MY GOOD MERLIN!
I am SO not happy with Professor Slughorn!! I TOLD him that armadillo bile stains and that I was wearing my pink cashmere jumper and he totally made me make the potion and... and...
AND it was almost ruined!!! If I had spilled it one drop to the right it would have been all over my jumper!
Luckily it landed on Barney. He was so nice about it all. His blazer was totally last season and really ugly.
I am SO not happy with Professor Slughorn!! I TOLD him that armadillo bile stains and that I was wearing my pink cashmere jumper and he totally made me make the potion and... and...
AND it was almost ruined!!! If I had spilled it one drop to the right it would have been all over my jumper!
Luckily it landed on Barney. He was so nice about it all. His blazer was totally last season and really ugly.
annoyedMarch 16th, 2008
News
Omniocular was entertaining, but, like, it had no fashion advice. Or interviews. Or quizzes!! How are you supposed to be reputable without any of those?
March 8th, 2008
March 4th, 2008
Public Service Announcment
Oh. My. Good. Godric.
It was horrible. Jenny totally went to dinner wearing... oh I can't even say it! It's so awful!
But, really, it's a public service me saying it. So that everyone out there reading knows that wearing high waisted trousers - like, the kind that come up to your rib cage - are SO not flattering on anyone. I mean, hello! So for anyone who saw Jenny last night... on behalf of the Gryffindor sixth years, let me say that she is SO not an example of all of us. In fact, we're planning an intervention for her.
But, in much more exciting news, I finally convinced Professor McGonagall to give me back my favourite pink skirt that she confiscated because it wasn't part of the approved Hogwarts uniform!! Like anyone wants to wear that ugly thing five days a week. Eww. Anyways, it's totally just in time since spring is coming and I was totally worried I wouldn't be able to wear those GORGEOUS pink pumps that I just love since it colour matches my pink skirt like a dream! And I tried to explain this to Professor McGonagall and I think she started to get it!! Because about fifteen minutes into my plea she started nodding along with me and then she said "Miss Vane, if giving you that skirt back will remove you from my office then for all that is sacred please just take it!" And I did!!
I also heard some people can't sneak out of Hogwarts. Amatuers. Getting locked in a cupboard is totally for fourth years.
It was horrible. Jenny totally went to dinner wearing... oh I can't even say it! It's so awful!
But, really, it's a public service me saying it. So that everyone out there reading knows that wearing high waisted trousers - like, the kind that come up to your rib cage - are SO not flattering on anyone. I mean, hello! So for anyone who saw Jenny last night... on behalf of the Gryffindor sixth years, let me say that she is SO not an example of all of us. In fact, we're planning an intervention for her.
But, in much more exciting news, I finally convinced Professor McGonagall to give me back my favourite pink skirt that she confiscated because it wasn't part of the approved Hogwarts uniform!! Like anyone wants to wear that ugly thing five days a week. Eww. Anyways, it's totally just in time since spring is coming and I was totally worried I wouldn't be able to wear those GORGEOUS pink pumps that I just love since it colour matches my pink skirt like a dream! And I tried to explain this to Professor McGonagall and I think she started to get it!! Because about fifteen minutes into my plea she started nodding along with me and then she said "Miss Vane, if giving you that skirt back will remove you from my office then for all that is sacred please just take it!" And I did!!
I also heard some people can't sneak out of Hogwarts. Amatuers. Getting locked in a cupboard is totally for fourth years.
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